Champagne game...

You invite me to a classy dinner and I wear an elegant little black dress and some very nice nylon strumpbyxor and heels. To impress me you have even bought a nice bottle of champagne, but there is a bit of a catch to this game.
You take out 6 glasses and tell me to roll a dice. The number I roll tells you how many glasses you should piss in. Or maybe you even have some sperm to make this drink even more special. Once you have finished making your special coctail fill up all the glasses to the same amount with the champagne.
Then we play 6 games. If I lose I have to pick a glass and drink the entire thing...
Will I get your special blend or will I just get really drunk?
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